Where there is an award show there will always be Straight Gals Acting Like Gay Gals. These Oscars are, of course, no different. I mean when you seat Jennifer Lopez next to Meryl Streep, what were you expecting?
Fine, if JLo had to trade in Meryl for any other snuggle partner, I guess Queen Bey is an OK substitute. I guess.
Amy Adams & Amanda Peet
All I hear in my head when I look at this picture is “mwah, mwah, mwah” kissing sounds.
Jennifer Aniston & Emma Stone
Starting the Hugs Across America movement all over again.
Jennifer Hudson & Angie Harmon
DOES MAURA KNOW? And on a Gayzzoli Recap Day. For shame.
Reese Witherspoon & Nicole Kidman
Everyone’s a cheater today. Nicole, you’d better hope Naomi Watts doesn’t find out.
Emma Stone & Julianne Moore
This is a two-timing I approve of. I mean, I like Jen. But Julianne all day long.
Iman & Paula Patton
No cheating here. Paula kicked that Blurred Lines idiot to the curb where he belongs.
Patricia Clarkson & Sienna Miller
I’m having major “High Art” flashbacks, minus the heroin.
Natalie Portman & Rashida Jones
Fine, so they’re not acting super gay to each other. But I just dig that they’re friends.
Jacket on point.
Undercut on fleek.
I think Meryl speaks for all of us about Scarlett’s haircut. YAAAAASS.